So apparently I was namedropped at a recent event by the guys who host JohnnyTellsIt.com. Johnny’s some snot-nosed punk who ratted on my appearance a few weeks back over by Chicago. He goes and blogs about me landing and before I know it I’m surrounded by tanks and shouting army men. I mean seriously, all I wanted was some Jamba Juice and now I’m being assaulted like some prison yard bitch!

Life is a constant challenge when you’re a polymorphic monster from outer space.

So the guys who host this dickweed’s blog are at this event telling the tale of this “brave” individual who got my ass kicked and I find out later that someone got them on video bragging about it. So I’m naturally curious about what they said and head over to some website where the video’s hosted but lo and behold - nothing from these midPhase clowns! It’s a cover up of monumental proportions, obviously the government doesn’t want the public to know that I exist and that I’m online.

Makes me wonder what else was said about me at the party. *grumble*