*sigh*

things are not going well between susan and me

we got into this -stupid- fight about what kind of sauce to use for the chicken we’re making when her parents come over on sunday. i was thinking something hearty like a tomato vodka but then she tells me her dad hates Italian food so she was just going to pick up some bottled barbecue sauce and serve it on the side. i’m like wtf!

her parents have never liked me. ever since i landed it’s been one critique after another from those two. if its not my choice in career it’s what i do on the weekends, if it’s not my plans for world domination it’s my choice to grow a beard without a mustache. i’m trying my best, ya know? and cooking on sunday was going to be my way of showing them that i -do- have a purpose aside from the wanton destruction and total domination of mankind. it’s like hellooooo, your daughter and i are in love! i’m a polymorphic gelatinous monster, i’m here, get used to it!

so now susan is upset because her parents are going to hate dinner and she’s over at her friend karen’s for the night. half of me is of the mind to carve a path of mayhem over there and get her to come back home. who knows, maybe hold a boombox over my head like that one dude from that movie. what’s his name, it’s not eric roberts, it’s the other guy whose sister has horse teeth.

ah who cares, i’m sure this will work itself out. switched webhosts over the weekend over to ANHosting.com. figured I’d give them a shoutout cause they make a monster feel good. I hope things go better at this one than my last one. they made me so angry I destroyed their call center and the surrounding ten blocks.

oh well, gonna go play xbox. later!